People who wouldn’t dream of breaking into song in any other part of their lives relax into the communality of the occasion.

The excellent MaD Theatre Company are performing their latest play Gin and Chronic Arthritis this week at the Lasse O’Gowrie (off Oxford Road, Manchester city centre) and the Simpson Hall in Moston.

A Fine Lung can exclusively reveal FC’s latest fund raising extravaganza to get our ground built in Moston.
A unique contact number can be dialled and a specially trained crack squad of FC volunteers will rush to your abode and help you sign your name.

By J Walter Weatherman
This week, Manchester City Council’s planning department, the Charity Commission and Ronald Johnson’s family all donned their best Panama hats and gave a very Man from Delmonte ‘Yes’ to our new ground in Moston.

….this policeman gets out and says that we do not have to say anything, but he is arresting us on suspicion of…dogging.
They’re doing a feature on ‘extreme public displays of affection’ with us two and Stan Collymore.

The gallant volunteers of FC had posted nearly 5000 leaflets, each one containing free entry for four people, if they all turned up we’d be in trouble.
A volunteer nearly had his fingers amputated by a very excited dog, who obviously was eager to get his paws on the free match day tickets.