Harold Bishop on Neighbours. The last Marathon made before it became Snickers. Natural hair on Francis Lee’s head. Ryan Giggs’ legs. All things in life come to an end, some welcome, some not. For some …

Bury’s a fun place, isn’t it? There’s always loads going on. Take this Saturday, for example, where a quick peruse of Bury council’s website will show exactly what I’m on about. Fancy an afternoon roller …

Alright, bathing fans, the moment you’ve been dreaming of for so long has arrived: we’re finally going to talk bath tubs. Now before you start getting carried away wondering “Will there be a mention of …

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always been wary of submarines. Just think about it for a minute: humankind has neither gills nor flippers, yet they enable people to essentially travel and live underwater; an …

If there’s one thing in life you can’t argue with, it’s facts. Well actually you can try, but you’ll never win. Facts, by their very nature are indisputable. They don’t deal in ‘maybes’ or ‘possiblys’ …

Breadsticks are ace. I mean, really, really, life affirmingly ace. Firstly, they’re a tasty snack that can elevate a buffet from a soggy quiche horror show to a bread-based tour-de-force. Secondly (and more importantly), they …

Saturday afternoon. You’ve had your daily fix of Frasier and Everybody Loves Raymond (what, just me then?), you’ve gone to the effort of making your way to Bury, and now you’re on your way up …

As a kid, I was fascinated by those Sea-Monkey creatures you could buy in toy shops; brine shrimp crustaceans that undergo cryptobiosis and come almost instantly to life once you add water. After finding out …

Joe Jordan, Joe Spence, Joe Cassidy, Joe Armstrong, Joe Jackson, Joe Di Maggio, Joe Strummer, Joe Montana, Joe Pesci, Joe Stalin, Joe Cocker, Joe Satriani, Mighty Joe Young, Joe Frazier, Joe Calzaghe, Joe Biden, Joe …

Aside from that story he did with Michael Caine and Kermit the Frog in it, my knowledge of Charles Dickens is scant at best. I don’t even know which cities he was on about in …

Have you ever seen those shows on TV that list the top moments from a certain era? They’re usually on Channel Five and have people like Janet Street Porter or Zig and Zag reminiscing. It …

It seems Grantham have it in for Frickley. Not only did the town give the world Margaret Thatcher, a woman who decimated many a Yorkshire mining community, but their football team think they’re dead clever …

There are a lot of lies when it comes to steel based names. Superman is known as the ‘Man of Steel’, but as supernaturally strong as he is, he’s still essentially just flesh and bones. …

Course You Can Malcolm has got its acts together.
The Manchester club night at the wrong end of the tramline, takes place before and during FC United of Manchester home games in the shite bar behind …

Live music  then makes its welcome return in the form of ‘Technicolour Country sounds from Ramsbottom’ courtesy of Horses on the Move. They deserve an extra special welcome as singer and guitarist Damien has given up his ticket at Old Trafford this Saturday to play for us (for freemans, too).

If you are interested email us at courseyoucanmalcolm@fc-utd.co.uk and we will make sure someone powers our BBC Micro up so we can get back to you.

Come and celebrate love and unity in a way only Manchester can. Just try to ignore the fact we’ll be doing it in Bury. Oh and it’s FA Cup day…

Saturday’s CYCM sees the return of the ever popular Westwells tater ash, cheese & onion pies and wimberry charlottes.
The veggie hotdog kettle makes its bow for the season and there’ll be a selection of treats …

As a thanks to all the regulars, visitors, punters, volunteers and acts who have supported Malcomses this season ALL FOOD WILL BE FREE on Saturday. We also have a great band for you called Sam Smith and Company, who will be playing for the traditional 22 minutes at about 2.22pm.

John the Poet returns to his ancestral home after a long break recuperating from teetotalism and fruit.
Plus, Margy is feeling confident following a recent run of good form and has therefore agreed to do a Question and Answer session…