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CHRISTMAS IS SHITE – IT’S OFFICIAL
December 22, 2012 – 11:16 am | No Comment
CHRISTMAS IS SHITE – IT’S OFFICIAL

A new study by a leading Manchester University professor and his team has proved what all Christians feared – that Christmas is shite. Dr. Solomon Shellac of UMIST made the startling discovery after researching all …

Love Moston
September 2, 2011 – 8:04 pm | No Comment
Love Moston

The gallant volunteers of FC had posted nearly 5000 leaflets, each one containing free entry for four people, if they all turned up we’d be in trouble.
A volunteer nearly had his fingers amputated by a very excited dog, who obviously was eager to get his paws on the free match day tickets.

Canberra, cyclones and cemetery gates
May 19, 2011 – 8:15 am | One Comment
Canberra, cyclones and cemetery gates

My basic sentiment is as follows: Do not take what you have for granted. I dream of being in Manchester. I dream of being at CYCM, of standing with passion in my heart and a song in my lungs.

The fat four…
September 3, 2010 – 5:15 pm | No Comment
The fat four…

AFLM:SPG issue four will be on sale once again before FC United’s home match at Stalybridge Celtic against Matlock Town on Sunday. Confused? Don’t be…

It’s never too late for love…
August 31, 2010 – 3:30 pm | 3 Comments
It’s never too late for love…

Below this article is a piece that was written into the world on August 16th 2008. It came in the first ever issue of A fine lung. It was a statement of loving intent.

A Manchester Benobo
April 16, 2010 – 8:42 am | 2 Comments
A Manchester Benobo

A lot has happened since the first AFLM:SPG came out in August 2008.
Manchester City have become a world football force and look set to confirm this by beating Stretford United 10-0 tomorrow, according to experts everywhere. MUST took a step towards world peace and helped get the first black president elected in America. All through the revolutionary free distribution of scarves scheme.

The next print version of AFLM:SPG (issue 3) will be out next week (details of when and where will follow). So while we’re looking forward, let’s have a look back. Here is the editorial from issue 1, dated August 2008…