A new study by a leading Manchester University professor and his team has proved what all Christians feared – that Christmas is shite. Dr. Solomon Shellac of UMIST made the startling discovery after researching all …

The gallant volunteers of FC had posted nearly 5000 leaflets, each one containing free entry for four people, if they all turned up we’d be in trouble.
A volunteer nearly had his fingers amputated by a very excited dog, who obviously was eager to get his paws on the free match day tickets.

My basic sentiment is as follows: Do not take what you have for granted. I dream of being in Manchester. I dream of being at CYCM, of standing with passion in my heart and a song in my lungs.

AFLM:SPG issue four will be on sale once again before FC United’s home match at Stalybridge Celtic against Matlock Town on Sunday. Confused? Don’t be…

Below this article is a piece that was written into the world on August 16^th 2008. It came in the first ever issue of A fine lung. It was a statement of loving intent.

A lot has happened since the first AFLM:SPG came out in August 2008.
Manchester City have become a world football force and look set to confirm this by beating Stretford United 10-0 tomorrow, according to experts everywhere. MUST took a step towards world peace and helped get the first black president elected in America. All through the revolutionary free distribution of scarves scheme.

The next print version of AFLM:SPG (issue 3) will be out next week (details of when and where will follow). So while we’re looking forward, let’s have a look back. Here is the editorial from issue 1, dated August 2008…