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Phil Brown Monday

Submitted by on March 15, 2010 – 4:39 pmOne Comment

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As if it wasn’t bad enough watching Portsmouth implode and Chester City be wound up, the ordinary football fan has another reason to feel very bloody miserable today as news breaks that Phil Brown, down-to-earth Manager of Hull City, has lost his job.

Brown, famous for denying his players their half-time cup of tea by keeping them on the pitch for a bollocking at Eastlands in a move that in no way screamed “look at me”, is currently on gardening leave having been relieved of his duties following this weekend’s injury time defeat to Arsenal.

Football badly needs pink-shirt-wearing, perma-tanned, mouthpieces who prance around the touchline as if they themselves are why 25,000 people have turned up in the wind and rain on a Saturday afternoon. We hope that Phil finds another job in football very soon.

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  • Twomowers says:

    “I think it’s a working-class area that deserves a team that reflects that” says new Hull mainhead Iain Dowie, so there’ll be none of that pink-shirted-fake-tan-bandana-wearing nonsense now that the tough-talkin-rough-looking managerial behemoth is at the helm

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