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Potteries Climbdown

Submitted by on December 1, 2014 – 10:01 pmNo Comment

The N40 are in town on Tuesday so there’s bound to be mayhem and carnage. With that in mind, here’s our own hooliologist Angry Bear’s dissing of Staffordshire’s most feared firm, which originally appeared in AFL issue 8 when the Bear took hoolie-lit into the world of poetry.

“word is, their main lad is a nonce poet”

 

POTTERIES CLIMBDOWN by Angry Bear

The naughty 40

The shirty 30

The 26 dicks

The demure score

The not-so-keen 15

The 10 soft men

The benign 9

The 8 in-a-state

The inept Sept

(French, you pricks)

The 6 shittin bricks

The 5 dint arrive

The no more 4

The not me 3

The out of view 2

The last 1 gone

The joke that is Stoke

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