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HORROR AS KILLER WHALE KILLS SOMEONE!

Submitted by on February 25, 2010 – 1:36 pm3 Comments


The shocking news that an actual killer whale actually killed someone, briefly turned to hope when it was revealed the tragic event happened in a Florida water park. Hope, that is, amongst the wildly optimistic of us that the Glazer family had suffered a disastrous day out at their local SeaWorld in Orlando.

Alas, it was a poor killer whale trainer that copped it as the 5-tonne sea-mammal named Tillikum claimed the third scalp of its career.

Meetings have now taken place to decide whether the claustrophobically-imprisoned creature should be allowed to continue hanging out at the park, which seems strange (but not as strange as a lad wearing a green and gold scarf AND an AIG sponsored football shirt) as it was only doing its job.

It’s a long shot but as long as Malc and family live in the vicinity we’d like Tillikum to be left alone. All he was guilty of was doing exactly what it said on the tin…bath.

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