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Steak & Chips

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Arjan de Zeuw likes Irish Stew
Socrates likes pies and peas
Luca Toni eats Canneloni
And Julian Dicks likes Steak and chips

Graham Barrow has a little pet sparrow
Cantona tends to his budgerigar
Justin Fashanu has kissed a cockatoo
And Julian Dicks like Steak and Chips

Mark Viduka is good at snooker
Stewart Downing is always frowning
Alan Hansen likes salsa Dancing
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Anderson Luís de Souza Deco eats in Da Greco
Micheal Carrick sups in The Garrick
Ferdinand? The Bird In Hand
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Alan Ball wasn’t very tall
Jorgy Smeets has tiny feet
Uwe Fuchs, I bet he does
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Franny Lee likes R and B
Kieron Dyer loves Earth Wind and Fire
Eric Black likes Fleetwood Mac
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Kevin Davies eats loads of quavers
David Reeves smokes rolled up leaves
Phil Brown is a total fucking clown
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Andy Saville he likes to travel
Graeme Sharp can play the harp
John Pender is a big fan of Spender (featuring Jimmy Nail)
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Harry Kewell did well at sch-wool
Ian Wright is a thick wee shite
Dessie Gorman used to be a building site foreman
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Eamon OKeefe collects crocodile teeth
Warren Aspinall likes cannon and ball
Barry Venison has always got the tennis on
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Joey Cole likes Rock and Roll
Kenny Dalglish listens to Niche
Michel Vonk is into Donk
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

Pascal Chimbonda rides a Honda
Amr Zaki has a Kawasaki
Ron-al-do plays the pink Oboe
And Julian Dicks likes steak and chips

By Jimmy, remixed by Mad Cyril

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