CYCM – Haul the decks.
Following the shortest Malcolmses in history, we at the Course You Can Malcolm collective are hoping for the hungriest and thirstiest Malcolmses in history. The tater ash and cheese pies return from their Christmas holiday to please our stomachs and soothe our souls. Unfortunately veggie pizza and hot dogs are not on the menu because the esteemed maker of these delicious items is taking a well-deserved break from pizza-making slavery.
The immutable Weatherman returns from far-flung travels to amuse and entertain us. Following the success of our American guest comedian the artists for this week’s Malcolmses are Pace, Noodle and Toe. This thrilling triplet are sure to stun and amaze. The decks will be twirling and pumping the rhythms of the night maybe, who knows, it could all go silicon. 
You departed with £251 on beer and £71.80 on tea, food and sweets, giving us a total of £322.80 from the Boxing day CYCM. Thanks to our fellow Malcolmite, who gave us a tin of sweets and a tin of biscuits.
To guarantee entry and a seat arrive early and leave when the bouncers start beating you about the head with a wet sausage. Don’t miss the last Malcolmses of 2012, the year the world ended.
