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The fat four…

Submitted by on September 3, 2010 – 5:15 pmNo Comment

AFLM:SPG issue four will be on sale once again before FC United’s home match at Stalybridge Celtic against Matlock Town on Sunday. Confused? Don’t be…

The Reds can’t play at Gigg Lane on Saturday because Bury are, so alternative accommodation was needed. The fixture computer used by the glue company who sponsor the Northern Premier League is unable to work out how to keep those sharing grounds on separate dates for home matches. It’s rocket science.

Staly were very nice to us and agreed to be hosts, but they are playing Saturday, so unfortch, FC will have to play on a Sunday. It will still be a 3pm kick off. (offish info: http://fc-utd.co.uk/story.php?story_id=3070)

One of the lazy gets attached to this publication will be selling it somewhere outside the ground, and probably inside too, before and after the match. So it’s guaranteed to lag it down.

We’re working on distribution away from match days – we are hoping AFL will soon have a presence in several city centre locations and we will confirm when one of our lazy gets sorts it for defo. In the meantime, some copies are available from the Working Class Movement Library at 51, The Crescent, Salford, M5 4WX, by asking for Lynette. Call Lynette on 0161 736 3601 to make sure. You will like her, she’s very nice.

As for the leccy lung – some clever computer geek hijacked us and made google prevent people from visiting us. There is a more technical explanation but it’s rocket science again. It may have been as a result of one of our contributors’ addiction to pornography, or maybe not. Therefore people may have been prevented from reading the fuck all we’ve written in the last three days. We are assured that everything is now fine, so don’t be afraid – come and see us. We won’t (mega) bite…

We won’t mention chimneys, because we’ve got a hole in our tin hat and it needs repairing. We’re hoping to get a print edition out in the smoking embers of October, so wait for then you inpatient bastards…

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