We have finally got round to setting up an online stall at: AFLshop

There you can buy back issues and the current issues using paypal and stuff.

I really should say “No, it’s great” but I’d be fibbing as I don‘t know if it‘s good or not. If you read it in the next few weeks then you will be the same as me as I have not read it. When I closed each chapter I usually accompanied it with a “Woo-hoo” to signify that I’d thought I’d got it. If it didn‘t get a “Woo-hoo” then it didn‘t feel right to close it.

The Premier League is a bastion of ballbaggery. Players who believe they are brands, owners who openly pillage supporters and supporters who openly degrade themselves and the game with their acts of public knobendedness. Yeah, …

I belong to a generation of Manchester United fans who just about remember United being shit. For the most part, granted, we have enjoyed nothing but the attacking, trophy winning teams of Alex Ferguson.

On Saturday, FC United of Manchester travel to Hednesford Town in the final of the Northern Premier League play-offs.

As a thanks to all the regulars, visitors, punters, volunteers and acts who have supported Malcomses this season ALL FOOD WILL BE FREE on Saturday. We also have a great band for you called Sam Smith and Company, who will be playing for the traditional 22 minutes at about 2.22pm.

How was it for you? Did you party like it was pre-1979 or was your Thatcher revelry as bad as it was for me? a massive anti-climax.
A few years ago an IMUSA and FC United …

Unfortunately the number 11 bus wasn’t running on Wednesday. Many roads were closed as there was a funeral. A party political jamboree for one of the most hated political figures of the twentieth century, writes Jonathan Allsop…

In celebration of Youth United Day, Course You Can Malcolm will host traditional children’s party games, with some ace prizes up for grabs, while we welcome musical turn the Class Actions.

“Although I didn’t agree with Osama’s policies, he was a conviction terrorist, a colourful character whose short films were not only fun but educational as well. He will be sadly missed.”

News reaches us that the person responsible for ruining the lives of millions of men and women has finally died. Ta ra Thatcher, we hope you find hell to your liking.
What a terrible shame. We …

Following the implosion of Sicknurse, Kill Pretty emerged.
Don’t blame the Course You Can Malcolm volunteers, blame the greedy bastards that eat all the food.

I wasn’t expecting was a day of politics.
..it’s not often that you get the chance to shout abuse at a real live Tory twat.

Sunderland’s appointment of self-proclaimed fascist Paulo Di Canio isn’t being wholly accepted with the ‘roll over and get on with it’ spirit that the club’s board were hoping for. ‘As long as he wins games …

An unassuming room tucked away in the top right corner of the MRE is the place to be once again before Bank Holiday Monday’s crucial game against Stocksbridge Park Steels. If you pass the unflinching …

Issue 10 of AFLM:SPG will once again be on sale in and around Gigg Lane before, during and after FC United of Manchester’s home game against Blyth Spartans on Saturday, March 23.

Two turns are scheduled to appear at Course You Can Malcolm tomorrow (Saturday, March 23) – a harmonica/ukele player and a poet.
We have been ably assisted by the collective geniuses behind Strummercamp, who pointed us …

FC United’s plans for a community football ground in Moston, north Manchester, received a further huge boost when the Court of Appeal backed an earlier decision by the High Court in December to refuse permission …

Issue 10 of A Fine Lung Manchester: Spirit. Patience. Gentleness, to give it the full title (pompous us loads), is out this Saturday (March 9).

Up to 3,000 made the trip from Manchester hoping to see United become the first English club to make it through to the European Cup final and 75-year-old Alan Robertson was one of them.