Articles by Cable Street Sioux
It’s funny how things, items, objects, have a pre-life of odd curiosity before they become an essential commodity.
The car, for example, was, in the black and white days, a plaything for the rich. As documented …
While I was slowly jogging around Platt Fields trying to look like I was actually running, I noticed something that I had observed before about Geese. But this time having more time on my hands due to the whole being off work thing I decided that I’d take a closer look.
While passing the line of teenagers like ourselves we couldn’t but help notice that some of them were wearing black bin liners. We stood and stared. “What ya looking at?” “Why the bin liners?” “‘Cause …
It’s come to our attention that religious extremists are conspiring to take control and run our real ale pubs, oil and oatcakes. Men have been seen, wearing great bushy beards, unkempt straggly hair, wearing strange …
The jolly ho ho approached me, you can’t make personal remarks. I didn’t I replied, I just shouted ‘you fat git’. You pointed in his direction and shouted ‘you fat git’. No, I’m sorry but …
There is something oddly dehumanising about the new library. It is a beautiful re-development of the already magnificent circular edifice. It edges up to the Town Hall extension, wiggling itself comfortably into the caress of …
However, darkness has an unholy habit of persisting on the untrue more fervently than the truth.
His ponting and his tificating came to not much but more ponting and tificating.
The table conundrum began life as a simple enough desire.
….nice cream/beige coloured carpet which has a tendency to look shite with vegetable stew strewn all over it.
Anonymous is a loosely associated hacktivist group.
..the Anonymous collective became increasingly associated with collaborative, international hacktivism.
Following the implosion of Sicknurse, Kill Pretty emerged.
Don’t blame the Course You Can Malcolm volunteers, blame the greedy bastards that eat all the food.
I wasn’t expecting was a day of politics.
..it’s not often that you get the chance to shout abuse at a real live Tory twat.
It’s hard to imagine how Course You Can Malcolm can be any more Course You Can Malcolm without becoming a parody of itself.
We will also be showing the much acclaimed and truly astonishing film, ‘A Woman’s Place is on the Pitch’.
John the Poet returns to his ancestral home after a long break recuperating from teetotalism and fruit.
Plus, Margy is feeling confident following a recent run of good form and has therefore agreed to do a Question and Answer session…
……as they dig up to the surface they build tall mud chimneys.
A place where eating squirrel brains for breakfast is not uncommon.
Putting your fat balls out for the birds is a seasonal necessity……..
The name is shite, the street it is on is shite, the décor is shite, the plastic chairs are shite, the plastic plates are shite, the entrance is shite, the atmosphere is shite……..
Course You Can Malcolm will be hosted by TNS Records this Saturday.
…bass player who has committed Bootscraping suicide by getting a job.
I staggered home from a long evening of debauched drinking and revelry.
….a free bottle of champaign is not to be sniffed at so it now resides in the fridge.
One – stay in bed, sleep, wank or if you are lucky enough have sex. Drink tea and listen to Radio 4.
Five – tweet and drink, and watch your tweets become more and more incoherent.
The tater ash and cheese pies return from their Christmas holiday to please our stomachs and soothe our souls.
…… leave when the bouncers start beating you about the head with a wet sausage.
Exposing one’s penis in a restaurant, no matter how trendy, is not going to create a good impression.
The penis had now become so engorged that it refused to re-enter the trouser area.