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Light in the wheat fields…
July 22, 2017 – 9:19 am | No Comment
Light in the wheat fields…

“Fuck off you fucking pervs”, the skinny peeing girl screamed at us. “You having a shit?” someone said. Standing up and rearranging her attire, she replied, “No, I’m not fucking having a shit, you fucking pervs, I was fucking pissing”. She was a lovely girl as it turned out, from Blackley. She guided us to the field.

On Wheels
January 3, 2017 – 8:29 pm | No Comment
On Wheels

It’s funny how things, items, objects, have a pre-life of odd curiosity before they become an essential commodity.

The car, for example, was, in the black and white days, a plaything for the rich. As  documented …

Geesantista 
June 15, 2016 – 4:24 pm | No Comment
Geesantista 

While I was slowly jogging around Platt Fields trying to look like I was actually running, I noticed something that I had observed before about Geese. But this time having more time on my hands due to the whole being off work thing I decided that I’d take a closer look.

Seven shades of red
November 11, 2014 – 10:00 pm | No Comment

While passing the line of teenagers like ourselves we couldn’t but help notice that some of them were wearing black bin liners. We stood and stared. “What ya looking at?” “Why the bin liners?” “‘Cause …

Mule of Oi
August 31, 2014 – 11:04 pm | No Comment
Mule of Oi

It’s come to our attention that religious extremists are conspiring to take control and run our real ale pubs, oil and oatcakes. Men have been seen, wearing great bushy beards, unkempt straggly hair, wearing strange …

Miffin: my part in his downfall
May 30, 2014 – 11:36 pm | No Comment
Miffin: my part in his downfall

The jolly ho ho approached me, you can’t make personal remarks. I didn’t I replied, I just shouted ‘you fat git’. You pointed in his direction and shouted ‘you fat git’. No, I’m sorry but …

Circularness
May 7, 2014 – 10:40 pm | No Comment
Circularness

There is something oddly dehumanising about the new library. It is a beautiful re-development of the already magnificent circular edifice. It edges up to the Town Hall extension, wiggling itself comfortably into the caress of …

Radiants
January 10, 2014 – 6:06 pm | No Comment
Radiants

However, darkness has an unholy habit of persisting on the untrue more fervently than the truth.
His ponting and his tificating came to not much but more ponting and tificating.

It don’t deliver
December 17, 2013 – 7:01 pm | No Comment
It don’t deliver

The table conundrum began life as a simple enough desire.
….nice cream/beige coloured carpet which has a tendency to look shite with vegetable stew strewn all over it.

Anonymous
April 21, 2013 – 4:14 pm | No Comment
Anonymous

Anonymous is a loosely associated hacktivist group.
..the Anonymous collective became increasingly associated with collaborative, international hacktivism.

Kill Pretty Malcolm
April 3, 2013 – 9:41 pm | 2 Comments
Kill Pretty Malcolm

Following the implosion of Sicknurse, Kill Pretty emerged.
Don’t blame the Course You Can Malcolm volunteers, blame the greedy bastards that eat all the food.

Kendal
April 3, 2013 – 7:56 am | One Comment
Kendal

I wasn’t expecting was a day of politics.
..it’s not often that you get the chance to shout abuse at a real live Tory twat.

Course you can riot.
March 6, 2013 – 6:40 pm | No Comment
Course you can riot.

It’s hard to imagine how Course You Can Malcolm can be any more Course You Can Malcolm without becoming a parody of itself.
We will also be showing the much acclaimed and truly astonishing film, ‘A Woman’s Place is on the Pitch’.

Course You Can John mate innit…
February 20, 2013 – 8:30 am | No Comment
Course You Can John mate innit…

John the Poet returns to his ancestral home after a long break recuperating from teetotalism and fruit.
Plus, Margy is feeling confident following a recent run of good form and has therefore agreed to do a Question and Answer session…

Cicada
February 19, 2013 – 12:44 pm | One Comment
Cicada

……as they dig up to the surface they build tall mud chimneys.
A place where eating squirrel brains for breakfast is not uncommon.

Chethams
January 19, 2013 – 9:23 pm | One Comment
Chethams

Putting your fat balls out for the birds is a seasonal necessity……..
The name is shite, the street it is on is shite, the décor is shite, the plastic chairs are shite, the plastic plates are shite, the entrance is shite, the atmosphere is shite……..

TNS @ CYCM
January 9, 2013 – 10:57 pm | No Comment
TNS @ CYCM

Course You Can Malcolm will be hosted by TNS Records this Saturday.
…bass player who has committed Bootscraping suicide by getting a job.

New Year’s Day
January 6, 2013 – 9:18 pm | No Comment
New Year’s Day

I staggered home from a long evening of debauched drinking and revelry.
….a free bottle of champaign is not to be sniffed at so it now resides in the fridge.

Seven things to do.
December 29, 2012 – 12:06 pm | No Comment
Seven things to do.

One – stay in bed, sleep, wank or if you are lucky enough have sex. Drink tea and listen to Radio 4.
Five – tweet and drink, and watch your tweets become more and more incoherent.

CYCM – Haul the decks.
December 28, 2012 – 12:27 am | No Comment
CYCM – Haul the decks.

The tater ash and cheese pies return from their Christmas holiday to please our stomachs and soothe our souls.
…… leave when the bouncers start beating you about the head with a wet sausage.