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Desperately seeking Susan
July 3, 2013 – 11:03 am | No Comment
Desperately seeking Susan

The tennis is on, so what better way to mark this year’s Wimbledon coverage than this article by a red who is slightly obsessed with Sue Barker?

Bags of Distinction
November 15, 2011 – 8:53 am | No Comment
Bags of Distinction

I was sat in the airport recently, tucking into my meal deal whilst awaiting my flight. Knowingly smug that I’d secured a bargain whilst my fellow travellers succumbed to the sights and smells of fried eggs and assorted pork fancies.

Winter Olympricks
February 17, 2010 – 10:33 pm | One Comment
Winter Olympricks

It’s an unquestionable truth that skiing is for dicks, posh dicks.  I reckon that snowboarding is probably worse; it’s for posh dicks that wear K Swiss trainers.  Throw in a bit of figure skating for …

The Lazy Pig
January 18, 2010 – 11:45 pm | No Comment

That covered bit at the bottom of Market Street as it meets Cross Street, it can provide welcome shelter from the rain, particularly for the singers, dancers, artists and charity grafters who ply their trade …