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NEW YEAR’S EVE IS SHITE! – THE STARTLING TRUTH
December 31, 2017 – 10:18 pm | 2 Comments
NEW YEAR’S EVE IS SHITE! – THE STARTLING TRUTH

A new survey has revealed shocking evidence that could put an end to the world’s biggest party and make millions of revellers look completely stupid.
Professor Solomon Shellac of Manchester University has finally published the results …

CHRISTMAS IS SHITE – IT’S OFFICIAL
December 25, 2017 – 6:00 am | No Comment
CHRISTMAS IS SHITE – IT’S OFFICIAL

A new study by a leading Manchester University professor and his team has proved what all Christians feared – that Christmas is shite. Dr. Solomon Shellac of UMIST made the startling discovery after researching all …

Survey reveals that Christmas is shite
December 16, 2017 – 7:11 am | No Comment
Survey reveals that Christmas is shite

A new study by a leading Manchester University professor and his team has proved what all Christians feared – that Christmas is shite. Dr. Solomon Shellac of UMIST made the startling discovery after researching all …

To Hough End in a Handcart
February 15, 2015 – 3:07 pm | No Comment
To Hough End in a Handcart

Welcome to Brokebackadhurst Mountain
Finally the bombshell we’ve all been waiting for, but hoped would never drop, exploded this week with the news that there is to be a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender supporters branch …

MAD (fer it) SANTA
December 18, 2011 – 6:47 pm | No Comment
MAD (fer it) SANTA

LIAM SET FOR NOËL GIG

The Lord, Sir ‘N’ Hers Apprentice
May 5, 2011 – 9:51 pm | No Comment
The Lord, Sir ‘N’ Hers Apprentice

 
He’s used to grooming young apprentices in the tough Clyde shipyards and the merciless boot rooms of Aberdeen and Old Trafford but it looks like Sir Alex Ferguson has buried the hatchet with the BBC …

POPE GOES THE WAZ – HELL!
September 19, 2010 – 7:21 pm | No Comment
POPE GOES THE WAZ – HELL!

ROO VISIT INA-POPE-PRIATE SAYS COL FAMILY

Cheating £500,000-a-week Manchester United and England icon Wayne “Wazzer” Rooney has had an exclusive confession session from the head of the Roman Catholic Church according to a papal source. Rooney …