I did my best to immerse myself as much as I could in local culture and history. Not because I’m some hoity-toity intellectual (though I am, obv), but because immersing yourself in local culture and history mainly involved looking at boss murals of Castro, Guevara and Cienfeugos whilst necking a ridiculously strong Cuba libre and smoking a cigar fatter than Anderson after a month of Bem Brasil half-price lunch offers.

Former Course You Can Malcolm turns, Kris Stewart and David Conn, combined in The Guardian the other day for (another) article about this Franchise v Wimbledon horror-show. As far as I was aware Pete Winkelman, …

By Kris Stewart
I speak only for myself. But I want it to be very clear – I never want my club, Wimbledon, to play the scum-sucking vermin we politely call “Franchise”. Neither do I want …