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Don’t draw a cock
June 7, 2017 – 12:50 pm | No Comment
Don’t draw a cock

Every time I get in the voting booth I get the urge to draw a cock on the ballot paper. It’s worse this time cos a family member has appointed me as a proxy. It’s double temptation to draw a cock.

Any Ipswich Way You Can
September 22, 2015 – 5:58 pm | No Comment
Any Ipswich Way You Can

Oh how we bounced around the living room of our council maisonette and slid on the slippy shiny black vinyl tiles that concealed the failed underfloor heating when Sammy Mc fired United into the F.A. Cup semi-final…

Election 2015… Arsed?
May 4, 2015 – 3:52 pm | One Comment
Election 2015… Arsed?

by Divinio
 
 
Five years ago, the 2010 general election saw the constituency of Manchester Central yield the lowest voter turnout in the whole country. With such a diverse range of peoples living within its borders, this …

Brit Flop
February 15, 2015 – 1:29 pm | No Comment
Brit Flop

Not long now to the Brit Awards. Feb 25th is the date for your diaries. Excited? Noel Gallagher is. He’s getting himself giddy by saying he’d rather drink petrol straight from the nozzle than listen …

Potteries Climbdown
December 1, 2014 – 10:01 pm | No Comment
Potteries Climbdown

The N40 are in town on Tuesday so there’s bound to be mayhem and carnage. With that in mind, here’s our own hooliologist Angry Bear’s dissing of Staffordshire’s most feared firm, which originally appeared in …

Outside the green door: New bessie mates
February 13, 2014 – 10:53 am | No Comment
Outside the green door: New bessie mates

I can’t trust these fookers anymore. They’ve made us look like gullible clowns so I’ve got a new bessie mate called Margy.

A blast from Christmas past…
December 24, 2013 – 1:19 pm | No Comment
A blast from Christmas past…

On my way into Flixton’s ground some smart fooker asked me what I’d got then tried to ruin Christmas by telling me that the pressy was a half-priced bargain.

Dead Blow…alive and McKicking
April 21, 2013 – 6:54 pm | One Comment
Dead Blow…alive and McKicking

How was it for you? Did you party like it was pre-1979 or was your Thatcher revelry as bad as it was for me? a massive anti-climax.
A few years ago an IMUSA and FC United …

No, I Really <3 MCR
August 28, 2011 – 4:16 pm | No Comment
No, I Really <3 MCR

Well, the cynicism is what makes us Mancunian int it?
I quite heart this piece from Manchester Mule

I heart corporate MCR

In the words of the city’s tourist board Marketing Manchester, today’s “I Love MCR” day will …

LADA LOUTS
December 3, 2010 – 9:03 pm | One Comment
LADA LOUTS

Furious England soccer fans up and down the country went on a binge of mayhem last night following the announcement that Russia had unfairly won the race to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup tournament. …

Praise for FC United’s union solidarity
November 10, 2010 – 1:12 pm | 8 Comments
Praise for FC United’s union solidarity

FC United has been praised by Northern Voices magazine for the club’s refusal to cross the BBC picket line following their FA Cup first round win at Rochdale:

BLIMEY! IT’S HERE AT LAST
June 18, 2010 – 10:30 am | One Comment
BLIMEY! IT’S HERE AT LAST

ALL THE VERY LATEST NEWS AND GOSS FROM SOUTHERN AFRICA’S COPA MUNDIAL

Roo’s Stow-a-Wag Plot Rumbled!
June 3, 2010 – 9:02 pm | 2 Comments
Roo’s Stow-a-Wag Plot Rumbled!

Rooneys in Shannon type scam

SECRET ROO’S TATTOO!
May 28, 2010 – 9:00 am | No Comment
SECRET ROO’S TATTOO!

The nation’s talisman Rooney will be hoping to open his World Cup account at the Bafokeng Stadium against the U.S.A. in a few weeks and AFL can reveal the Manchester United striker is planning to risk an early tournament booking by taking off his shirt to show off his latest Stereophonics tattoo in celebration should he find the net.

Liam Voted Hardest Ever
April 30, 2010 – 12:50 pm | 2 Comments
Liam Voted Hardest Ever

Liam Gallagher voted hardest frontman of all time

HANDS OFF SOCKS ON CLOCKS inc. city Sevens
March 26, 2010 – 4:29 pm | One Comment
HANDS OFF SOCKS ON CLOCKS  inc. city Sevens

Get your clocks one hour forward into BST on Sunday morn. Is it not back? No, it’s forward.

GLAZER’S KEEN & BOLD ON GREEN & GOLD!
March 9, 2010 – 7:54 pm | 5 Comments
GLAZER’S KEEN & BOLD ON GREEN & GOLD!

Controversial Manchester United owners the Glaziers are to boldly ditch the club’s traditional red and white colours for the green and gold currently being sported by the very fans that are opposing them.

OASIS CLEAN UP AT AFL MUSIC AWARDS
February 26, 2010 – 1:29 pm | 5 Comments
OASIS CLEAN UP AT AFL MUSIC AWARDS

Oasis clean up at music awards

HORROR AS KILLER WHALE KILLS SOMEONE!
February 25, 2010 – 1:36 pm | 3 Comments
HORROR AS KILLER WHALE KILLS SOMEONE!

The shocking news that an actual killer whale actually killed someone, briefly turned to hope when it was revealed the tragic event happened in a Florida water park. Hope, that is, amongst the wildly optimistic of us that the Glazer family had suffered a disastrous day out at their local SeaWorld in Orlando.