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TaterhashtagMakeJuly5NHSday…
June 30, 2017 – 7:27 am | No Comment
TaterhashtagMakeJuly5NHSday…

She’ll be 70 next year. The fact that 70 is still considered very young has got to be smashingly symbolic of cradle to the grave-ism if we manage to get a movement going in the next twelve months that culminates in a Manchester party in 2018.

Corbyeaux, he’s dancing round the tories…
June 3, 2017 – 11:30 am | No Comment
Corbyeaux, he’s dancing round the tories…

We fought and were fighting. We were going to take the hardships for future generations and present to them our victories, no longer going unnamed, as a gift for them to keep unwrapping until their children came along and they carried on the unfurling.

Manchester: We are all immigrants
May 27, 2017 – 8:59 am | No Comment
Manchester: We are all immigrants

“Isn’t that nice…that of all the places in the world they could go…they choose us?” As she carried on looking at the pavement as she pottered along I said “It is Mam … it really is.” And I cried at the beauty of such simple goodness.

CYCM: An electronic love letter to loveliness sent as the last leaf falls…
January 12, 2017 – 5:37 pm | No Comment
CYCM: An electronic love letter to loveliness sent as the last leaf falls…

There is going to be a Course You Can Malcolm before the game on the 28th of January. Actually in a ’1993/94 double winning side’ way there is going to be another one on the 4th of February too but for the purposes of this article, we’re going to concentrate on the 28th.

Manchester: We are all immigrants
September 3, 2015 – 10:05 pm | No Comment
Manchester: We are all immigrants

Love is the only anything that means everything. Love always wins. At some time or at some point, in however you choose to keep it, love always wins. You reclaim it if you’ve dropped it, you fight for it if you’ve not got it and you brawl to keep it when you have it because it’s life precious and it’s everything you are.

Manchester: We are all immigrants
May 23, 2013 – 12:37 pm | 2 Comments
Manchester: We are all immigrants

Openshaw now, as fitting with Manchester’s proud history, has seen an enormous influx of black economic migrants. There’s a little Zimbabwe going on in the tributaries off Vine Street and it has truly reinvigorated the place after the destroying decline of the Thatcher years with all the drugs and the board-ups that that piece of tory venom and her collaborating DNA descendants brought with her.

Love alone matters
January 9, 2012 – 9:43 pm | No Comment
Love alone matters

We were thirteen and fourteen. We followed United. We’d hitch it. We wasn’t keen on paying in. We’d stopped wearing scarves whilst the rest of the Doc’s Red Army was chasing donkeys at Blackpool. We paid sartorial deference to the extremely new football thinking that was emerging from Collyhurst and Miles Platting.

CYCM: Just that little bit nicer than so many things…
September 15, 2011 – 10:06 pm | No Comment
CYCM: Just that little bit nicer than so many things…

FC United of Manchester play Outofsorts at 3pm this Saturday in the FA Cup. That’s the FA Cup. These knockerty-outerty competitions will never resonate in the matchgoing fans’ mindset. Hotels put plastic sheeting over their …

CYCM: Manchester for the alternative…
September 2, 2011 – 8:36 am | One Comment
CYCM: Manchester for the alternative…

FC United of Manchester play Rusholme-and-dimp-pick at 3pm this Saturday. Si Carden must be devode that he’s gone to Trafford.
If you come to our ‘second’ home game you’ll enjoy the fifth year of no beer …

CYCM: NEW KIDNEYS ON THE BLOCK…
August 19, 2011 – 11:00 am | No Comment
CYCM: NEW KIDNEYS ON THE BLOCK…

FC United of Manchester play Thistowniscominglikeachasetown at 3pm this Saturday.

CYCM. If we hold each other close…
April 22, 2011 – 3:40 pm | No Comment
CYCM. If we hold each other close…

FC United of Manchester play House of Fraser on Monday.

CYCM. The Moston free at last, free at last glee party…
April 7, 2011 – 8:12 am | One Comment
CYCM. The Moston free at last, free at last glee party…

This club of ours has kept to its traditionally traditional traditions of trying to build grounds where my family are buried.

CYCM: The Princess of Cheetham Hill…
March 24, 2011 – 11:22 pm | One Comment
CYCM: The Princess of Cheetham Hill…

This Saturday play-off-place-chasing FC United of Manchester have a run-in with Horse Therapy United in a here’s-the-house-here’s-the-people-here’s-the-church-and-here’s-the-steeplechase for a smarter position in the league than where we are now. It’ll be a mare. There’ll be …

CYCM. This is the way it can always be…
March 11, 2011 – 10:54 am | One Comment
CYCM. This is the way it can always be…

FC United of Manchester play Porkshop Town this Saturday. That’s Satriale’s place. He’s more than a captain and basically has a lot to do with the running of operations at that club so we’ll have …

CYCM. Loop doggy dog…
March 2, 2011 – 10:24 pm | No Comment
CYCM. Loop doggy dog…

FC United of Manchester play Tickleonthetum Town this Saturday. That’s got to be one of the Button Moonest names in all the leagues and for that we should give them the greatest footballing respect when …

CYCM: Tatars deep…
February 18, 2011 – 2:33 pm | One Comment
CYCM: Tatars deep…

FC United of Manchester play Berlusconi this Saturday. Be prepared for players with dyed black hair.
TURNS…
A few months back Midjmo Matt, a young Oddie, said in beer that his family know this comedian from around …

CYCM: goes down really well…
January 21, 2011 – 1:08 pm | 2 Comments
CYCM: goes down really well…

FC United of Manchester play someone tomorrow. CYCM has nice turns on. That’s the way the world is. Unfortunately, I’m still under the influence of last night’s proceedings as I’m on the typewriter. Loads of …

CYCM: bifurcate cake…
January 7, 2011 – 1:14 pm | No Comment
CYCM: bifurcate cake…

This Saturday FC United of Manchester play IPA or DFS or VPL, I’ve forgotten which, sorry. Course You Can Malcolm welcomes you back to 2011 by getting back to punk football basics with a Manchester …

DF Institute. Xmas gift for life…
December 7, 2010 – 12:58 pm | 5 Comments
DF Institute. Xmas gift for life…

Stuck for that Xmas gift? Want it to be special and tasteful but it’d be a bonus if it was a bargain? Tight gets. Well done. You’ve found it here.

CYCM: Gideon Conn is on…
October 29, 2010 – 11:05 am | One Comment
CYCM: Gideon Conn is on…

CYCM: Gideon Conn is on…
Why-aye-tinery…
12pm Open. Beer, food, jollities, ribald refrains, possible gaseous emissions.
1pm Gideon Conn for a Roca-sized set.
1.45ish Margentiferous.
2pm The return of Gideon Conn for his second Carlos’ing. …