CYCM: Love songs to the front please…
January 24, 2012 – 10:15 pm | No Comment | by:

There is a lovely Spanish word, most popular in latin American countries and Cuba, that describes a gathering of like-minded people for an artistic event containing music, poetry, drink, food and general social enjoyment, usually with a left-leaning political audience.

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January 24, 2012 – 10:15 pm | No Comment

There is a lovely Spanish word, most popular in latin American countries and Cuba, that describes a gathering of like-minded people for an artistic event containing music, poetry, drink, food and general social enjoyment, usually with a left-leaning political audience. The word is Tertulia.

A very nice man, called Taylor, from Matanzas, told me about it as he showed me one of the venues such an event took place in many years ago. They would often happen behind closed doors and away from neighbourhoods, as to not incur the wrath of the government of the time. They were joyous occasions when people came together to celebrate their beliefs in song and dance and spoken word. There were often live art shows too. He smiled broadly as he remembered the tales his father had told him of such happenings and the hopes contained within about what a better future could hold.

Immediately I thought of FC United of Manchester and, in particular, Course You Can Malcolm. I tried to explain to him what Malcolms was, but he couldn’t get beyond ‘Manchester’ and ‘United’, although he spoke excellent English. It is not easy trying to explain what CYCM technically means, it is far simpler to state what it brings and what it regularly delivers.

I would love to invite Taylor to Gigg Lane, Bury, on Saturday where he could see for himself, a very English version of a Tertulia in action. Even though we are up against Elton Welsby and his team bringing live coverage of the FA Cup fourth round tie everyone is talking about, Malcolms will be the very epitome of that word and we couldn’t be prouder.

We have music, by way of the excellent female singer Girl Peculiar, also known as Jenny Shuttleworth, from Salford, who’s lineage touches The Fall, we have poetry from Tony Walsh, also known as Longfella, who recently performed his ‘derby day’ poem on Football Focus and we have an array of food and drink to indulge in as you bask in the warm glow of comradeship with those of similar beliefs and principles. We are truly internationalist too as we have one of our Bulgarian friends cooking a vegetarian hotpot, which will sit proudly alongside Mike’s usual array of veggie delights, often made in a kettle that threatens to kill fascists. We wouldn’t have it any other way. Added to this FC United’s secretary, also known as ‘The Missus’, will be baking cakes for your inevitable devourment.

There is the usual beer and deals and of course MC Two will be asking the players another topical question when he reads out the team is sheet, after hiking up the stairs with Westwells’ tater ‘ash and cheese pies strapped to his knackered back.

Introducing Girl Peculiar, her manager and musician Ed Blaney, one time of The Fall, says: “Her words and melodies are very infectious and it’s hard to put her in a category. Live, she delivers without effort, simplistic yet catchy ballads.”

Marc Riley’s BBC 6 music show placed her debut release Destiny in his top ten songs of last year and she has worked with Mark E Smith at least once.

Have a listen here: http://www.myspace.com/girlpeculiar

The single can be dowloaded here: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/destiny-single/id437825178.

Tony Walsh was website poet in residence at the Glastonbury festival, from where he performed live on BBC6 Music, as Cerys Matthews strummed along. He then appeared on Jo Wiley’s show on BBC Radio 2. So it is not hard to deduce that he is very good. It will be a pleasure to have him.

More on Longfella here: http://longfella.co.uk/index.html

So there you are – a great line up. Music, art, poetry, comedy, beer and food. Then we watch FC United of Manchester play Hednesford Town in a promotion influencer. A lovely mix and a lovely day in the making. Love at the forefront as we Tertulias our way to the next three points…

- Usual terms and conditions apply. Members only, one guest can be signed in per member. Open from 12pm. Situated behind the Manchester Road End.

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Programme: FC United v Hedonistic Town
January 24, 2012 – 1:04 pm | No Comment | by:
Programme: FC United v Hedonistic Town

There has been much discussion over the coverage afforded by local media to FC United’s plans for a ground in Moston. We have an interview with one of the main protagonists in Saturday’s official FC United matchday programme, where he is asked to explain the behaviour of the Manchester Evening News.

I’d like to know if…you’ve got the notion…
January 24, 2012 – 10:20 am | No Comment | by:
I’d like to know if…you’ve got the notion…

The following is in response to the article on pages four and five (not the editorial as incorrectly stated – we don’t have an editor, therefore don’t have an editorial), of issue seven of A Fine Lung…

Chadderton Evening Chronicle exclusive – why we hate community club
January 20, 2012 – 11:28 am | 2 Comments | by:
Chadderton Evening Chronicle exclusive – why we hate community club

Flying in the face of popular revulsion, our team of crack (addicted) reporters hacked the phone of none other than the Chadderton Evening Chronicle editor.

Peculiar happenings at CYCM on January 28th…
January 19, 2012 – 11:56 am | No Comment | by:
Peculiar happenings at CYCM on January 28th…

A few people have contacted AFL to stress concerns that a certain football match, rearranged for television audiences, taking place on the same day as FC United of Manchester play Hednesford Town in a Norther Premier League promotion influencer, may effect pre-match favourite Course You Can Malcolm.

All Hallows
January 18, 2012 – 1:49 pm | No Comment | by:
All Hallows

The home end is the cemetery end. In case you didn’t notice, huge graffiti featuring the grim reaper himself tells you that “home is where the graveyard is”.

Nostalgia. In a good way
January 13, 2012 – 12:39 am | No Comment | by:
Nostalgia. In a good way

By Eric Northey
Coronation St. Great writing. Nostalgia. A heady northern mix. The little pub on Charles St, the Lass O’Gowrie, is having an innovative Midwinter Lassfest till the end of the month. What caught my …

Chadderton Chronicle – at last a serious scoop
January 12, 2012 – 2:47 pm | One Comment | by:
Chadderton Chronicle – at last a serious scoop

The Chaddy Chron’s Web site is reporting the news that the world’s oldest donkey has died.
Eeyore [inevitable but true] was believed to be 55 years old – the average lifespan of a donkey …

St Pauli let the nazis know the score
January 11, 2012 – 12:27 pm | 2 Comments | by:
St Pauli let the nazis know the score

According to numerous media sources, St Pauli fans had clashed with rival fans of VFL Lübeck and the police, leading to the cancellation of this long running tournament. Just blanket coverage, ignoring many important details of what actually happened, meant my colleagues thought that I was spreading the “English disease”. They though that those St Pauli “rowdies” were at it again.

Slow readers
January 11, 2012 – 12:11 pm | No Comment | by:
Slow readers

‘The Slow Readers Club’ are another wonderful musical gift Manchester has freely given to the world. We grabbed them in a non-threatening, non-physical sort of way after their set before FC United’s recent home game to discuss the red hot burning issues of the day.

Romantic Dogs
January 9, 2012 – 9:44 pm | No Comment | by:
Romantic Dogs

Although it would be stupid to compare Bolano’s exile from Chile and his opposition to Pinochet with our own non-life-threatening fight, I can never read Bolano’s poem without thinking of the supporters at FC United…by Andrew Rhodes

Love alone matters
January 9, 2012 – 9:43 pm | No Comment | by:
Love alone matters

We were thirteen and fourteen. We followed United. We’d hitch it. We wasn’t keen on paying in. We’d stopped wearing scarves whilst the rest of the Doc’s Red Army was chasing donkeys at Blackpool. We paid sartorial deference to the extremely new football thinking that was emerging from Collyhurst and Miles Platting.

LFC’s chips were fried down the East Lancs
January 8, 2012 – 11:08 am | No Comment | by:
LFC’s chips were fried down the East Lancs

I cannot help but fear that Liverpool’s behaviour is born out of their rivalry and dislike of United and not the non-existent injustice Dalglish would have us all searching for.

147 part 2
January 5, 2012 – 9:18 pm | One Comment | by:
147 part 2

On this occasion the hand-ball rule had been suspended.
All their team was called Joe. Although I think one or two of them may have been named Joe Joe.

147 part 1
January 4, 2012 – 7:56 pm | No Comment | by:
147 part 1

The match has already fallen into the realms of the Sex Pistols playing at the Free Trade Hall, with every bugger you meet claiming they were there.
This is what I love about non-league football, a dull, wet Wednesday night, a dozen ageing smelly men in the back of a van. It doesn’t get any better.

How to get A Fine Lung…
January 2, 2012 – 6:52 pm | No Comment | by:
How to get A Fine Lung…

…give up smoking and exercise more. But if that fails, here is how you can purchase the print version of A Fine Lung Manchester: Spirit, Patience, Gentleness.

Lease Bits
January 1, 2012 – 11:29 pm | No Comment | by:
Lease Bits

A Fine Lung can exclusively reveal FC’s latest fund raising extravaganza to get our ground built in Moston.
A unique contact number can be dialled and a specially trained crack squad of FC volunteers will rush to your abode and help you sign your name.

Frank El Manc
December 28, 2011 – 4:09 pm | No Comment | by:
Frank El Manc

FC United fan Frank Dormer aka Frank the Manc from Harpurhey is currently holidaying in Spain and has managed to secure an invitation to be a guest on the sports show of English language station …

Very British Bigot
December 23, 2011 – 2:24 pm | No Comment | by:
Very British Bigot

Ah but you and I do not have the sparkling insight of a very British bigot.
I’d much rather live in the exciting, chaotic, frightening, messed-up, beautiful international world of difference than the sublimely dull universe of Mrs and Mr Cheetham of Romiley and their ilk.

How we die today
December 20, 2011 – 9:07 am | No Comment | by:
How we die today

Hospitals don’t want their mortality stats adversely affected.
I waited for a minute or two, expecting to see the rise and fall of the chest again, hear that grating intake of breath. But there was nothing.

MAD (fer it) SANTA
December 18, 2011 – 6:47 pm | No Comment | by:
MAD (fer it) SANTA

LIAM SET FOR NOËL GIG